Wednesday, January 24, 2007

To kill or not to kill, Not really a question.

Me: If you were stuck on a deserted island, what 3 restaurants would you want there?

M: What Kind of restaurants can i have?

Me: Doesn't matter

M: NO, it does. I mean do they have to be fast food or sit down or can it be a combination of both?


M: How long have I been on the island?

Me: What?

M: I want to know how long i've been on the island.

Me: Why the hell does it matter how long you've been there?

M: It matters to me. Is it 1 week or 1 year?

Me: say 6 months.

M: Are there cooks or do i have to prepare the food myself?

Me: What.......are you talking about?

M: Do I have to prepare my own food or will someone do it for me like a normal restaurant?

Me: Does it really matter? SERIOUSLY?

M: well yes, and How is there still food available?

Me: Holy shit, What the FUCK are you talking about?

M: Because if people are being brought in to prepare the food or if the food is still being delivered there, can't i just get a ride off of the island?

Me: Fuck I hate you.