Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Back to Funny Business

So i was listening to Kevin and Bean on KROQ this morning(if you're not listening to them, you're not human), and they were talking about a new law in Vegas that states that it's against the law to sleep within 500 feet of urine or feces. Stupid? Yes. Funny as hell? damn straight. But that's not the funniest part. As they were discussing this, the question came up, "how will they inforce this?", and one of them asked if they had "Poop Nazi's", in which someone responded that it sounded like a band name. One of the other's asked if the police were going to do a "Fecal Recon". and again someone stated that it sounded like a band name. At this point i was cracking up. So here's what's on the table. What other idiotic verbage have you heard that sounds like a band name. Here's my input. Rectal Bleeding, Taco Cheese, and i think my favorite....ready.....Penile Discharge.

On tomorrow's flight, Pet Peeve's.

"Things you forget to say,
will haunt you.
been down here a million days,
i know you'll get me through"
3 Colors Red

6 Comments:

Blogger birdman said...

As a yound lad we used to have our little bands and my favorite name we came up with was "Vaginal Disorder"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Pink Taco.....but I think that is actually a band name.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:33:00 PM  
Blogger The Wrider said...

Backdoor Bandits.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:14:00 PM  
Blogger Turquoise Sails said...

heya! :D
how did that law come about?
where I live, it is illegal for a person to walk around naked in his/her own home. *chuckles*

Saturday, August 26, 2006 7:53:00 AM  
Blogger AvMan said...

I'm not sure. But it probably has something to do with people getting too drunk and letting go and passing out either next to it or in it. I'm pretty sure that the Birdman does it often enough to tell us.

Monday, August 28, 2006 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger birdman said...

ALCOHOL IS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL ASSMAN!! GOOD DAY SIR!

Monday, August 28, 2006 2:03:00 PM  

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